1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,560 and the tightest budgie smugglers you've ever seen. 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,840 The tans you see might be fake, 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:09,240 but the people are all real, 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,560 although some of what they do 5 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,520 has been set up purely for your entertainment. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:16,880 Previously on "The Only Way Is Essex." 7 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:17,800 - I was just wondering. 8 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,640 Obviously, it's Christmas time, 9 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,200 if you was up for a kiss? 10 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,560 - Aw! 11 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,160 - Do you know that sort of warm, fuzzy feeling you get 12 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,000 when it's Christmas? 13 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,080 - Yeah. 14 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,280 I get that feeling with Lucy every day. 15 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,120 - I love you. 16 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,320 - I love you, too. 17 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,760 - I'd love it if we started to look for 18 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,560 somewhere to live together. 19 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,040 - I would love that. 20 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,360 [upbeat playful music] 21 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,000 - [Woman] Elvis! 22 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:05,520 [upbeat electronic music] 23 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,480 - A nightmare. 24 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,960 I've got those PIP implants, ain't I? 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,520 Basically, there's these implants were made, 26 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,680 and it's full of crap that's supposed to be in mattresses. 27 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,480 - Shut up. 28 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,320 - Yeah. 29 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,160 Mad, innit? 30 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,000 40,000 women have got them. 31 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,120 It's been all over the news. 32 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,440 There's all been riots and stuff about it. 33 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,640 - I don't watch the news. 34 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,240 I don't get it. 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,520 - People's boobs have been bursting and stuff, haven't they? 36 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,520 - Yeah, so your rupture rate is higher. 37 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,120 I don't want an exploding tit. 38 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,800 To be fair, I kind of did wanna change my boobs anyway. 39 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,120 I'd like 'em a little bit bigger, 40 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,040 and also my nipples are so high. 41 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,520 I dunno why. 42 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,000 I've got more skin underneath my nipple than I have above. 43 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,800 - Yeah, but I like that. - They're super high. 44 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,640 They're too high. 45 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,440 They pop out of bras, though, 46 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,520 and stuff all the time. 47 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,720 - Oh. 48 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:07,640 - I bet any money that Essex has got more PIPs 49 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,120 than the whole world. 50 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,920 - [Frankie And Lauren] Probably. 51 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,920 - Yeah, most probably. 52 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,120 - [Chloe] Have you heard the news? 53 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,040 - Well, I've heard rumours. 54 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,120 Fill me in, what's actually happened? 55 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:20,960 - I don't really know. 56 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,200 I just heard... 57 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,480 - [Lauren] It's just off? 58 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:23,840 - They've just broken up. - [Lauren] Completely? 59 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:24,960 - Yeah. 60 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,680 - I heard they were having problems but... 61 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,800 - Apparently... 62 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,280 - It's just so soon, after Christmas even. 63 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,160 I thought they was happy. 64 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,520 - Do you know what I think? 65 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,920 Boo hoo, it's only a little young relationship. 66 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,160 As if they're gonna stay together forever. 67 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,400 - All right, Ice Queen. 68 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,760 - [Diags] Your bed is 69 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,800 the most uncomfortable bed in the world. 70 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:46,600 You spread out like a starfish, mate. 71 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:47,880 - Yeah, I know. 72 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:48,880 - Ridiculous. 73 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,200 - Last night was good, weren't it? 74 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:50,680 'Cause every time we go out, I always pull fit girls. 75 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,520 I dunno. 76 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,160 - What's actually going on with you and Jess? 77 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,480 - I found her attractive at first, 78 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,560 but then it just got boring, you know what I mean? 79 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,280 I dunno, what do you think's happening? 80 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,640 You're the one who always sees it. 81 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,800 What do you reckon? 82 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:01,600 - Trust me, I've known you for years, mate. 83 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,400 She's not your normal girl. 84 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,560 - What do you mean? 85 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,200 - I think you're wasting your time, mate. 86 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,000 I think you don't wanna be with her. 87 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,440 I can tell you don't wanna be with her, 88 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,040 'cause if you did, it'd be proper. 89 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,560 She might wanna be with you, I dunno. 90 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,960 She's a nice enough girl but... 91 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,120 - I don't really flirt with her. 92 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:16,840 She flirts with me and I just flirt back. 93 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,240 That's it. 94 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,520 - How come every time I go out, I don't pull any girls? 95 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,520 - Dunno. 96 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,840 It's probably 'cause of your gums. 97 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,120 [Diags and Joey laugh] 98 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:24,960 You gotta stop smiling, seriously. 99 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,120 - Fuck off, it ain't that bad. 100 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:26,960 - Do you wanna know what it looks like? 101 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:27,800 Big balloons. 102 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,600 - I only just woke up, mate. 103 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,480 Leave me alone. 104 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,440 - Yeah, man. 105 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,800 D'you want a tea? 106 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,360 - Well, I don't really like tea, but I'll have it. 107 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,840 It's good tea, though, look. 108 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:39,680 It's Monkey Picked Tea. 109 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,000 It's special. 110 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:41,960 It says, 111 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 "Picked by special trained monkeys. 112 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,960 "Contains powerful anti-dioxides like-" 113 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,480 - Antioxidants. Anti whatever. 114 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:48,960 - D'you want some? 115 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:49,800 - No. 116 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,680 I'll have water. 117 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,520 - Think about it. 118 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,880 That's touched a monkey's hand. 119 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,040 - Why does it make a difference if a monkey's picked it? 120 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,600 - 'Cause, obviously, it's special. 121 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:57,440 - How d'you get the bits out? 122 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:58,920 - I don't think you do. 123 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,120 I've never made it before. 124 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,320 Ah yeah, it's beautiful. 125 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,720 - Me and James have obviously always had a lot of problems 126 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,840 and our issues, and things like that, 127 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,200 and just after Christmas, I was just like, 128 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:23,840 look, I just need a bit of time out. 129 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,400 I just need a bit of time away from it, 130 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,520 because we've grown up and changed so much, 131 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,120 and I just think we just argue now 132 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,600 about the most stupidest things. 133 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:34,680 But it just like, although we've broken up, 134 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,720 and we're trying to cut strings, I find it really hard, 135 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,840 'cause every time I see him, that's it, my heart goes, 136 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,280 and it's so hard because I just crumble, 137 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,480 because I love him. 138 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,680 - Yeah, exactly, it's because you love him, 139 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,600 and you think, I know this is not right, I'm not happy, 140 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,880 but then I'm staying in an unhappy relationship 141 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,920 because I love him. 142 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,680 Sometimes, you've gotta think, is love enough? 143 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,520 Where is it going? 144 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,520 What's gonna happen? 145 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,400 - James never admits to anything that's wrong. 146 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,960 If ever I go to him, 147 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,960 I feel like we're arguing and things, he'll be like, 148 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,800 "What you talking about? 149 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,640 "What you talking about?" 150 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,920 and I'd be like, 151 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,960 "James, we've argued like five times this week, 152 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,800 and it's only Saturday." 153 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,440 And he'll always be in denial with it, 154 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,720 and pretend that everything's fine, 155 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,280 and I feel pressure, 156 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,840 and I've gotta pretend that everything's fine 157 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,040 and I'm not upset about it. 158 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:24,920 - It's gonna be all right, okay? 159 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:25,800 Honestly. 160 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,880 - Sorry. 161 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,680 We've been with each other since we were kids. 162 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,520 I was 17 when I met James, so I was a little kid. 163 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,080 Now we've grown up together, 164 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,960 and we've been through the most amazing experience 165 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,840 and the most amazing adventure together. 166 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,400 But one part of me's like, 167 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,800 "Lydia, carry on trying, 168 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,160 "because you'll never love anyone like you love James." 169 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,520 But the second part of me is just like, 170 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,920 "Well, can you really be this unhappy?" 171 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,960 - I know. 172 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:55,920 - It's just awful. 173 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,240 - You've gotta get the dogs involved with the yoga. 174 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:09,480 So I thought, I'll try it out with Ralph and Elvis, 175 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,800 and we'll see if it works. 176 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,920 Okay, so, make sure they're standing forward, 177 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,320 and you pick up his back legs and you lift them up 178 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,320 and then you stretch them, 179 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,240 and this is called a Downward Dog. 180 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,800 - [Cara] Don't we do this one? 181 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,080 - Yeah. 182 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,720 I think that's where the name must have come from. 183 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,000 'Cause I reckon- 184 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,320 - No, 'cause we done yoga before dogs done yoga. 185 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,520 - No. 186 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,640 How can it be, if it's called Downward Dog? 187 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,680 It must have originally come from... 188 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,520 - What, a dog? 189 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,840 - Yeah, definitely. 190 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,320 - Okay, so what is the benefits that the dog get? 191 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,320 - Well, it's mainly about keeping them calm. 192 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,720 It makes them much more aware of people around them. 193 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,120 For Elvis, I hope it really does work, 194 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,320 'cause he's always very timid. 195 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,160 - He's really nervous, isn't he, around people? 196 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,000 - I know. 197 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,240 - He's always shaking. 198 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,200 - I know. 199 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,800 I don't know if likes the outfit. 200 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:55,920 I'm not sure. 201 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,920 - He definitely loves his outfit. 202 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,120 - I think he quite likes the yoga, 203 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,040 'cause he likes all the massaging side of it. 204 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,440 But not only do the dogs get benefits, 205 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,000 we benefit, because some of the positions, 206 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:06,800 if you're doing one of the positions, 207 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,120 and you're doing a squat, 208 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,680 say that you hold the dog in one hand- 209 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,520 - Do we do the squat as well? 210 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,640 - And you use them as weights. 211 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,640 But we're quite lucky, 212 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,800 bcause can you imagine if we had- 213 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,600 - A bulldog or something. - A bulldog. 214 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,880 Or a Labrador. 215 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,480 I mean, how are you gonna do this with a Labrador? 216 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,600 - I think the boys have had enough now. 217 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,480 - Yeah, let's give them a little rest, eh? 218 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,360 Ahh. 219 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,200 Don't cry, Elvis. 220 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,000 [Elvis whimpers] 221 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:31,720 - What did you say? 222 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,120 You don't like Billi's class? 223 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,200 Me neither. 224 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,840 [laughs] 225 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,960 [upbeat piano music] 226 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,480 - Do she know I'm here or... 227 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,080 - No, I mean, I'll wait. 228 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,560 You can't come round, James, when she's here, can you? 229 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,320 - I do really wanna see her, Debbie. 230 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,640 It is her 21st birthday. 231 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,440 It's a big one, 232 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,400 and I haven't given her a birthday present yet. 233 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,400 - And it's important that you give her that. 234 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,360 It's her 21st. 235 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,080 - Do you know what she's doing? 236 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,400 - I'm gonna take her our for a meal with all the girls 237 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,400 to a brasserie in Romford. 238 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,760 We're gonna have a girly meal. 239 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,960 You know I'm always here for you, no matter what, right? 240 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,320 - Yeah, I know, I know. 241 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,720 All I wanted us to do was move in together, 242 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,320 and I thought that'd be the next stage in our relationship, 243 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,760 and after that, if that worked out well, 244 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,160 then I was hoping we'd get engaged, 245 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,600 and we'd look to get married in maybe a couple of years, 246 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,040 and now everything's just... 247 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,960 I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 248 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,240 - James, I love you very, very, very much. 249 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,400 You know that. 250 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,120 And you've been really part of this family 251 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,760 for the last three, four years. 252 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,440 I think of you like my son. 253 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,800 She's my daughter. 254 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,600 She needs to find herself, James. 255 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,840 She was 17 when she met you, 256 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:49,240 and I don't think she knows what she wants. 257 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,160 - Okay. 258 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,000 - For you, if you was to get married, move in together, 259 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,360 and live happily ever after, 260 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,040 you would be happy forever, wouldn't you? 261 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,320 - Yeah. 262 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,000 - And I know how much you love my daughter, 263 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,280 and for a mother, that's all you want. 264 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,400 You want somebody to love her. 265 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,680 But you have to give her that space, 266 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,400 because if you loved her that much, 267 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,320 you would do that, wouldn't you? 268 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,120 If you loved her that much, you'd give her that space, 269 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,760 and that's just to find herself, James. 270 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,560 - I'm not 18 years old anymore now. 271 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,160 I've turned 24, and this was supposed to be 272 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,640 the time of my life, 273 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:30,200 that I thought I could start looking at moving out together, 274 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,440 start thinking about the future, 275 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,960 and this is not what I planned to happen. 276 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,000 - But life never goes to plan, James, does it? 277 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,680 - [Carol] Put your hat on properly, Mom. 278 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,000 - It don't even fit. 279 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,120 - [Jess] Go on, then. 280 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,160 [laughing] 281 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,000 - I can't put that leg on there. 282 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,160 - Nan, put that leg on first. 283 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,000 - But how- 284 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,440 - [Carol] Put that leg on there. 285 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,800 Put that one on. 286 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:03,960 That's it. 287 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,360 - Oh, I've wet myself. 288 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,920 - Now, you're not gonna fall off, are you? 289 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,120 - I'm scared. 290 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,920 - Go on, there we go. 291 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,160 - [Carol] Follow me, girls. 292 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,360 - Don't get in front, then. 293 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,560 - [Jess] Ah, I feel like I'm gonna topple over. 294 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,600 - Go on. 295 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:17,600 - [Jess] I can't brake, I can't brake. 296 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,880 I'm not joking, I can't brake. 297 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,400 - [Nanny Pat] Oh, Jessica! 298 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,640 Out the way. 299 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,360 Be careful. 300 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,920 I'm not doing anything, Jess. 301 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:25,760 - Are you peddling? 302 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,800 You've gotta peddle. 303 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,960 - I'm peddling, and you told me to stop. 304 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:29,880 - Keep going. 305 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,320 - Right. Okay? 306 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,200 - Yep. 307 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,880 - I can't find any of my stuff, Mario. 308 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,880 Everything's just everywhere. 309 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,280 - It's probably 'cause you don't live here. 310 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:45,040 - Do you know where my brush is? 311 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,640 - In the bathroom, probably? 312 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,040 Along with all the rest of your stuff. 313 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,040 - Don't be like that. 314 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,040 - I'm not being like that, 315 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,760 but I keep finding shit everywhere. 316 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,520 Your teddy's there, your dressing gown's there. 317 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,720 I just found a clump of your hair on my couch. 318 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,720 I find it in the bed. 319 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,800 I put a fresh T-shirt on 320 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,920 and I've got one of your hairs in it. 321 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,800 - I don't ask for it to fall out. 322 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,640 It falls out. 323 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:03,480 I've got extensions. 324 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,520 That's what happens. 325 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,640 - Seriously, you malt more than a dog. 326 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,160 Although I'm joking. 327 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,680 It's disgusting. 328 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,760 It's like having a child, not a girlfriend. 329 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,320 - I tidy up after I've eaten. 330 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,840 - You never do. - Yes I do. 331 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,680 - I cook and I clean. - I load the dishwasher. 332 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,600 I empty the dishwasher. 333 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:17,480 You don't do that. 334 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,600 - I'm not your dad. 335 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,280 You haven't got to say what you're doing 336 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,560 for your pocket money. 337 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,680 If you're here, respect that this is my man cave. 338 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,120 - Ugh. 339 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:26,920 - What? 340 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,360 - 'My man cave.' 341 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,200 - It is. 342 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,640 It's a bachelor pad. 343 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,800 - It's not a bachelor pad, because you got a girlfriend, 344 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,880 and your girlfriend stays round every night. 345 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,040 I basically live here. 346 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,360 - Don't play the victim. 347 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,480 - I'm not playing the victim. 348 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,320 I just feel like, at the moment, 349 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,600 you have your cake and eat it. 350 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,440 D'you know what I mean? 351 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,640 I stay round every night, 352 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,160 but yet I can't have a key, and your mom does. 353 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,960 - My mom has a key because she tidies up for me. 354 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,560 I pay her to tidy up for me. 355 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,600 - Yeah, well, you've said you've moved out to grow up, 356 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,920 but you pay your mom to tidy up for you. 357 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:50,760 - She does my washing and ironing. 358 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,800 I do work full time. 359 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,600 - I work as well, Mario, as you know. 360 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,200 - Yeah, okay, but when I'm still here, 361 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,600 I still tidy up after myself. 362 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,440 Finding clumps of hair everywhere is disgusting. 363 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,560 - Yeah, but that's not my fault. 364 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:00,560 - When the boys are round playing "FIFA" 365 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,440 they find clumps of hair everywhere. 366 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,960 It's disgusting. 367 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:05,400 - There might be a few things here and there, 368 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,320 but I'm not untidy, unclean. 369 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,120 - You are unclean. 370 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,560 You know you're untidy. 371 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,440 - I'm a little bit untidy, 372 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,000 but I'm not horrific. 373 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,200 I'm not unlivable with, 374 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,280 and if it was my house, 375 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,520 maybe I'd take more pride in it. 376 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,880 It's not mine, is it? 377 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,880 As you keep saying. 378 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,080 Everything's yours. 379 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,200 Every choice is yours. 380 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,000 It's not mine. 381 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,160 - Everything is mine. 382 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,720 - [Nan] Oh dear. 383 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:28,400 - [Carol] Did you like getting on a bike 384 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,520 after all these years? 385 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,600 - Well, they say once you've rode a bike, 386 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,480 you never forget, don't they? 387 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,520 - [Carol] It'd be good in the summer. 388 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,600 - Be riding along here, with my bikini. 389 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,480 - By the summer, you'll be a pro bike rider, Nan. 390 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,400 [Nan laughs] 391 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,880 - What's happening in your life? 392 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,000 - Oh, I dunno, really. 393 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,240 I've seen, obviously, you know what happened with Joey. 394 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,640 We were speaking quite a lot, 395 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,440 and it's just sort of calmed off a little bit recently, 396 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,760 but then, for some reason, 397 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,480 there just is a connection between us. 398 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,880 It just happened, and then since then, 399 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,480 he's tried to kiss me a few times and stuff, 400 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,080 but I don't wanna just go round kissing him 401 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,040 every time I see him out, 402 00:12:59,080 --> 00:12:59,840 'cause that'd- 403 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,800 - Will it go any further? 404 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,160 That's the problem. 405 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,000 - I don't know. 406 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:03,880 - Is it gonna go any further? 407 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:04,720 You know what I mean. 408 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:05,760 - That's the question, Nan. 409 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,640 That's the million dollar question. 410 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,840 I dunno. 411 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,560 - It wasn't like it in our days. 412 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,360 I mean, once you started courting a boyfriend, 413 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,640 well, went out with a boyfriend, 414 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,160 'cause courting now is not the name, is it, for it? 415 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,120 So you went out with a boyfriend, 416 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:22,160 and then you sort of carried on with him forever, 417 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,280 until you got engaged. 418 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,280 Then you got married, 419 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,080 and then you bought your own house. 420 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,520 There you are, you see. 421 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,120 Look at them two boys. 422 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,400 [whistles] 423 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:39,800 - Nan! 424 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,600 [Nanny Pat whistles] 425 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,240 It looks like you're the one who wants a younger man, Nan! 426 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,840 - There's a couple round the back of the trees 427 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:46,920 over there somewhere. 428 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,000 I'll go over and have a little chat with them in a minute. 429 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,360 - Yeah, you'll chat 'em up for us? 430 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,720 - So we're gonna get on the bike. 431 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,560 - Yeah, come on, then. 432 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,720 Let's get back into it. 433 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,760 - We've gotta get going again, haven't we? 434 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,680 - [Carol] We're gonna find your toyboy. 435 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,160 - I don't want a toyboy. 436 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,160 - Nanny wants one. 437 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,080 - [Jess] Yeah, leave that to Nanny. 438 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,960 - Sweet Jesus. 439 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,880 - Why do you boys permanently 440 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,040 look at girls' boobs all the time.? 441 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,080 - I didn't. 442 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,440 I just said she seems a nice girl. 443 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,280 - How are you? 444 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,360 - Good, how are you? 445 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,560 - Not bad, a little bit busy. 446 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,160 The phone has been ringing. 447 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,640 - Is he still texting you? 448 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,640 - Yeah. 449 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,000 He's got a girlfriend. 450 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,640 I don't understand it. 451 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,760 - He's naughty, in't he? 452 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,640 - It's not right. 453 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,520 - It'll all end in tears. 454 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,360 - I know, but what can I do? 455 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,440 - You're just too irresistible, Georgina. 456 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,520 [Georgina laughs] 457 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,000 - We're going out tonight, if you fancy it. 458 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,440 Chloe, Frankie's up for it. 459 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,400 - Oh, definitely. 460 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,880 - Yeah, a few drinkies. 461 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,240 - Yeah, that would be a laugh. 462 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,080 What you gonna wear? 463 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:05,920 - Haven't got a clue. 464 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,000 What you gonna wear? 465 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,760 - Oh, you know me. 466 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,520 Something like jeans and my big bag. 467 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,800 [Lauren laughs] 468 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,400 - Big bags make you look skinnier. 469 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,320 - Do they? 470 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,160 - [Lauren] Yeah. 471 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:16,960 - Who said that? 472 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,800 - Nicole Richie. 473 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:18,920 - No way. 474 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,400 - Yeah, if you hold a big bag like this. 475 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,680 - You're gonna see me walk in tonight with a massive bag. 476 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,520 - Massive case! 477 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,680 [laughs] 478 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:24,720 - It's a way off. 479 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,360 - You'll look well skinny now. 480 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,760 [upbeat dramatic music] 481 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,480 - [Mario] Hello mate, you all right? 482 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,200 - All right, how you doing, mate? 483 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,040 - Not too bad, you? 484 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:41,880 - Yeah, I'm all right, mate. 485 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,960 I've been better. 486 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,480 - [Mario] What's up? 487 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,480 - I dunno, man. 488 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,360 It's just the Lydia thing, ain't it? 489 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,640 We're on, we're off. 490 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,160 Literally two days ago, we were sleeping together, 491 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,440 and she's telling me how much she loves me, 492 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,680 but I dunno. 493 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,320 Just gotta see what happens. 494 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,840 You know what we're like, 495 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,320 we always end up getting back together in the end, don't we? 496 00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,920 So has Lucy spoke to Lyds? 497 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,080 - Um, I think Lucy said earlier they're going out tonight. 498 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,120 - Oh right. 499 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,240 Yeah, yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah. 500 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,680 - So, obviously, I was gonna say, 501 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:06,640 did you fancy coming out with me and the boys, tonight, 502 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,600 to sort of cheer up a little bit? 503 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,680 - Yeah, yeah. 504 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,720 You might as well get out, mate. 505 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,560 - I'll see how it goes. 506 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,600 I'll let you know, yeah? 507 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,080 - Well, I think, in my opinion, mate, 508 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,120 you've gotta go through bad times to appreciate good times. 509 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,800 But I think a bit of time apart 510 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,640 will probably do you good. 511 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,720 - Yeah, maybe, yeah. 512 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:20,560 - So I think she's going out with Lucy 513 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,320 to sort of let her hair down, 514 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,520 or whatever they're doing. 515 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,360 - She's not saying she don't love me anymore. 516 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,000 It's not like, all of a sudden, 517 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,240 she doesn't fancy me, or we're not sleeping together, 518 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,080 haven't got the lust there. 519 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,400 It's just literally the arguing. 520 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,840 I just think we're irritating each other, and I dunno. 521 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,000 - That's what I mean, though. 522 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,160 A bit of time and you'll forget that. 523 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,000 You know what I mean? 524 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:38,840 You all right, though? 525 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,680 - Yeah, I'm all right, mate. 526 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:40,520 - You doubting yourself at all? 527 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,360 - No. 528 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,640 Just feeling a bit... 529 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,480 - Trust me, I've been there. 530 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,280 I know what it feels like. 531 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,760 - One of them days, so... 532 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,600 - It's all right, mate. 533 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:47,400 Chin up. 534 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,320 - I'll see you later. 535 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,040 - Mate, you do this every single time. 536 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,400 You're not ready, again. 537 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,400 - I'll do it every time. 538 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,360 So why do you come round so early? 539 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,360 - If you come to my house, mate, 540 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,440 and I took this long to get ready, 541 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,120 you'd be crying your eyes out. 542 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:14,960 - I've had a shower. 543 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,240 I just ain't ready at all. 544 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,280 - Do you even know what you're gonna wear tonight? 545 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,320 - No, I dunno. 546 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,520 I gotta try some things on. 547 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,560 Do you wanna help me try some things on, yeah? 548 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,000 - You can't wear that, obviously, so... 549 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,840 - I was actually thinking at one point, yeah, about this. 550 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,360 - Mate, get over your vintage thing. 551 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,520 You're gonna wear a shirt with elephants on it? 552 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,520 You'd look absolutely ridiculous. 553 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,520 - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 554 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,720 That's why I'm trying it on first. 555 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,280 It's vintage, so that's why I'm trying it on. 556 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,400 - Look at the sleeves. 557 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,600 It's like a cape. 558 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,080 - Yeah, but obviously I roll them up like that. 559 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:37,920 Look. 560 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,400 - Don't ever wear that. 561 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,040 - I will definitely wear this one day, just not right now. 562 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,360 This is a jacket, mate. 563 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,520 - That's horrible. 564 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,800 You do actually look like my nan's curtains. 565 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,800 That's what it looks like you're wearing, mate. 566 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:49,800 - If I was gonna wear that, right, 567 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,880 I reckon every girl in there... 568 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,680 - Is gonna look at you... 569 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,520 - And fancy me. 570 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,680 - No. 571 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,880 They're gonna look at you. 572 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,880 In fact, they'll think you look like a twat. 573 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,880 - So how come I always pull birds 574 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,680 when I'm wearing things like this? 575 00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,520 - 'Cause you're lucky, mate. 576 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,320 You've got a good looking face. 577 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,680 - True. 578 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,040 Do you reckon you'll pull tonight? 579 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,480 - I'm hoping so, mate. 580 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,400 Being your wing man, take your discards, 581 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,280 the ones who aren't interested in you. 582 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,680 - It's getting a bit long. 583 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,760 It's starting to poke out there. 584 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,560 - Just leave it, mate. 585 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,840 It's fine. 586 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,200 Seriously, 'cause I'm getting proper tired now. 587 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,200 - See that? 588 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,040 - Does it really make that much of a difference? 589 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:28,920 - Yeah, trust me. 590 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,000 The girls notice it, mate. 591 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,320 - Such a tosser. 592 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,600 [laughing] 593 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,920 - I feel like it was good to talk to Lauren, 594 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,600 because I think that she's been in a similar situation. 595 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,720 I think a lot of people probably wouldn't understand. 596 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,320 - Well, sometimes, it's someone on the outside. 597 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,160 - Yeah. 598 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,240 - I've gotta be honest, Lydia. 599 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,160 James has been round this morning. 600 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,400 - Has he? 601 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,560 - I said, 602 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,320 "James, you've just got to leave her alone." 603 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,600 - I haven't really been going out loads recently, 604 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,280 because I haven't wanted to bump into him. 605 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,640 I just don't really wanna see him at all, 606 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,480 'cause it's just too hard. 607 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,880 - Well, you see, this is where he struggles. 608 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,640 He does smother you. 609 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,000 He is very obsessed by you, 610 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,080 and I can see, when he's around you a lot, 611 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,720 you become really worn out with it. 612 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,360 I can see that, 'cause he is emotionally draining. 613 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,560 That's what James does. 614 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,800 I'm not having a go at him. 615 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,920 That's his personality. 616 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,720 He does tend to drain you of energy. 617 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,880 He's reading it like you still love him. 618 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,880 - Yeah. 619 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,760 - That's what he's grasping onto. 620 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,800 - Well, I do. 621 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,520 - I know, and he's grasping onto that. 622 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,480 - I just don't wanna talk about it anymore. 623 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,800 I've just spoke about it all this morning. 624 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:39,960 There's always people questioning me like, 625 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,240 "Oh, are you sure that's the right thing?" 626 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,240 It just annoys me. 627 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,600 I just want everyone to leave it. 628 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,720 I've made my decision. 629 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,200 I don't wanna keep on talking about it. 630 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,480 I don't wanna keep on bringing it up. 631 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,840 I've cried all morning over it. 632 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,640 Obviously, I don't wanna hear that James is upset, 633 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,480 and I don't wanna hear all that sort of side of things, 634 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,800 'cause then it makes me feel guilty. 635 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,960 It makes me feel like I'm a horrible person, 636 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,800 and I'm putting someone I love through absolute hell, 637 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,200 but I'm not doing it because I'm nasty 638 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,480 or anything like that. 639 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,280 I'm just doing it for my own happiness and sanity, 640 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,480 and I don't care if that makes me selfish. 641 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,800 - You're not selfish, darling. 642 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,440 You're not selfish. 643 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,280 You are the last person in this whole world to be selfish. 644 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,760 Everyone will have their own opinion, 645 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,680 but what's more important than anything is your happiness. 646 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,000 All right? 647 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:28,840 Give us a kiss. 648 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,440 Mommy loves you. 649 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,920 - Love you. 650 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:32,840 - All right? 651 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:33,720 - Yeah. 652 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,160 - Good girl. 653 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,000 - My willy is killing me in these jeans. 654 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,120 - You wear 'em too tight. 655 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,160 You'll make yourself infertile, you will. 656 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,160 - You can talk. 657 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,400 Have you seen your bollocks, mate? 658 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,240 You're worse than me, mate. 659 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,080 Ridiculous. 660 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,280 - Appetising. 661 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,160 - All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato 662 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,000 and I'm gonna be sweet. 663 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:10,840 - A what? 664 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,640 - Salty potato. 665 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,480 - What's a salty potato? 666 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,320 - A salty girl. 667 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,160 Salt. 668 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,000 - Salt? 669 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:15,800 What is the potato? 670 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,640 - Salt, potato, girl. 671 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,720 She's like a potato. 672 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,120 - Salty potatoes are nice, aren't they? 673 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:20,960 - So you wanna find a fat girl that tastes like salt? 674 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,800 - No. 675 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,960 D'you like potatoes? 676 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,840 - Come here, you. 677 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,720 - Do you like potatoes? 678 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,560 - Yeah, all right. 679 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,400 - Do you like salt? 680 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,240 - Yeah. 681 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,080 - Salty potato. 682 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,280 - It's not good for you, though. 683 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,280 - Yeah, I know, but... 684 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,040 - Girls ain't good for you, mate. 685 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,040 Girls ain't good for you. 686 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:33,680 - Girls ain't good for you, true. 687 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,560 Tell me about it. 688 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,640 - Salty potatoes, ain't it? 689 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,720 - Thank you. 690 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,920 - Thank you. 691 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,360 - That girl in the white 692 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,120 is quite a bit of a sort, isn't she? 693 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,800 - She's all right. 694 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,440 - [Diags] She's all right. 695 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,400 - She's all right. 696 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,240 - [Diags] She's a roo. 697 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,080 - She's a roo. 698 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:02,920 - She's a rata roo. 699 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,880 - She's a rata roo. 700 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,240 - What the fuck is that? 701 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,680 - It just means all right. 702 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,480 She's just all right. 703 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,240 [upbeat synth music] 704 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,480 [ladies cheer] 705 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,040 - Yes! 706 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,520 - I'd like all to raise our glasses 707 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,560 and wish Lydia Rose Bright 708 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,920 a very, very happy 21st birthday. 709 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,120 - [Everyone] Happy birthday Lyds! 710 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,160 - Thank you to everyone for being here for me 711 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,560 for the past couple of days, 712 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,600 especially my mom, who's been here for me a lot, 713 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,560 and organised a big girly night for me. 714 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,760 [people talking over each other] 715 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,600 I love you. 716 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,280 - [Everyone] Cheers! 717 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,520 - So when you're out, what kind of guys do you look out for? 718 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,440 - Someone that's not into me. 719 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,480 - Oh no. 720 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,760 - Someone that isn't looking at me or... 721 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,600 Do you know what I mean? 722 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,440 - So you like a challenge. 723 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,840 - A bit of a challenge. 724 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,840 - I can imagine, you'd like a guy, 725 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,120 and then if they don't like you, 726 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,600 then they do start liking you, you'd get bored. 727 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,360 - Yeah, then I wouldn't be interested. 728 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,640 - You're like, 729 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,800 in the nicest possible way, you're like a bloke. 730 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,240 - Do you think? 731 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,040 I just wanna laugh. 732 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,080 I'm just up for a laugh. 733 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,600 - Look at that little [mumbles] over there, mate. 734 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,440 - I know. 735 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,280 What do you reckon? 736 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,320 - Running a wet? 737 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,160 - I like what she's wearing. 738 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,480 She's [mumbles]. 739 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,160 - Have you met Joey before. 740 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,000 - Joey? 741 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:39,840 - Joey Essex. 742 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,240 - No. 743 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,720 Are they looking? 744 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,880 - They're talking about you. 745 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,120 - They're talking about me, mate. 746 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,720 - I don't know his friend as well. 747 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,680 - Who is his friend? 748 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,840 - I've met him a couple of times. 749 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,240 Called James, everyone called him Diags. 750 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,560 He's got a diagonal mouth. 751 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,320 - This way, diagonal? 752 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,320 - I can't remember which way it goes. 753 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,600 - This my turn. 754 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,440 - Oh wow, what are they doing? 755 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,400 Oh no. 756 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,440 - Welcome to Joey. 757 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,400 That is thumbs up Joey. 758 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,760 - What's happening, girl? 759 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,080 - What are you two homos chatting about? 760 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:20,920 - The girls over there. 761 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,760 She's quite a sort, isn't she? 762 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,600 The one in the white. 763 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,640 What d'you reckon? 764 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,600 What d'you reckon? 765 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,480 Huh? 766 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,520 - We just got a little bit of history. 767 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,320 - What, you text her lots? 768 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,760 - All right, if Sam made you cry, she will. 769 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,440 - No joking, mate. 770 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,000 - So there's nothing in a guy that you think, 771 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,040 oh yeah, that's hot? 772 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,520 - Okay, maybe, one thing that I do really like in a guy. 773 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,240 I like tattoos. 774 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,240 - Ah, yes, me too. 775 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280 Like sleeves. 776 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,520 - Like a sleeve. 777 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,560 I think it's quite nice. 778 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,120 - Mario's got nice tattoos. 779 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,000 - Is Mario standing there? 780 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,720 I wanna look again. 781 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,560 - Look at him. 782 00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,760 You can have a good nosey. 783 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,280 - Oh, girls, I've had such a good night. 784 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,120 - Have you had a really good night? 785 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,000 - Such a good night. 786 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:08,840 - D'you know what? 787 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,640 You know what makes me realise 788 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,960 who needs a man? 789 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,800 - No, I do not need a man. 790 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,640 - I know. 791 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,160 - D'you know what hit me? 792 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,040 The snoring. 793 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,920 I would go to Arg, 794 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,720 "Come on, Arg, stop snoring." 795 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,560 He'd be going like this. 796 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,360 [snoring] 797 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,200 I'd be like, 798 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,640 "Come on, Arg. 799 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,760 "Please stop snoring, please stop snoring, baby, please." 800 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,000 - You have to get revenge on the farting, 801 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,480 and the snoring, and the toilet seat. 802 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,880 - What's your revenge list? 803 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,960 - What have you done, then? 804 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,080 - It's just like, 805 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,400 "Oh, come on, let's have a morning spoon," 806 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,920 so you have a little spoon, and a little cuddle, 807 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,160 and then you fart on their willy. 808 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,960 [Lydia laughs] 809 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,800 - What? 810 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,880 Fart on their willy? 811 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,280 - That's batshit! 812 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,520 - I'll never look at you the same again! 813 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,440 Ever! 814 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,640 [upbeat bouncy music] 815 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,880 - You all right, Joe? 816 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,280 You could've dressed up for the occasion. 817 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,880 - Yeah, same to you. 818 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:09,840 You all right? 819 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,640 - How are you? 820 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,480 - Yeah, good, you? 821 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,320 - Yeah, not bad, thank you. 822 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,160 - Good tonight, innit? 823 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,400 - Yeah, really good. 824 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,600 It just felt a bit awkward between us. 825 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,560 I thought I'd come over and say hello. 826 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,480 - Why's it awkward? 827 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,440 - Not awkward, just obviously, 828 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,640 we went from one extreme to another, 829 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,440 so it feels a bit weird. 830 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,280 - What do you mean? 831 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,440 - When we kissed, afterwards, 832 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,280 we were speaking all the time, 833 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,360 and then it went from that to, obviously, nothing. 834 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,480 Why are you laughing? 835 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,280 - It's not like I dumped you, is it? 836 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,920 It's not like I went, oh yeah, dump, see you later. 837 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,040 - I feel like an idiot, I do. 838 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:37,880 I actually feel like an idiot. 839 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,200 - You don't look like an idiot. 840 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,120 - You just didn't even contact me, and I was like, 841 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,720 I put myself on the line, 842 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,960 and then you literally... 843 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,480 I was like, Jesus Christ. 844 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,960 - I haven't ended anything. 845 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,760 Nothing started. 846 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,920 - I know that. 847 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,400 - So, we're both single, but I'm having fun. 848 00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:53,480 Like I said, I ain't gotta end some things lightly. 849 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,960 It's the way I see it. 850 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,280 - Really nice to meet you tonight. 851 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,120 - And you. 852 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,960 - I'm really glad you come out. 853 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 - I know. I am. 854 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:00,720 - Do you fee a bit weird wearing jeans 855 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,000 to go to a night club? 856 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,560 - No. 857 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,120 - 'Cause I'd never do that. 858 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,240 I'd never rock out in jeans to a night club. 859 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,080 - Would you not? 860 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,080 - Never feel comfortable. 861 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:09,880 Wouldn't feel like I was going out. 862 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,040 - [Chloe] Like glam enough. 863 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,400 - You must get ready well quick. 864 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,040 It takes me so long to get ready. 865 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:14,880 I hate it. 866 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,720 It drives me mad. 867 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,880 - I get ready in 20 minutes. 868 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,720 - Hair, makeup, and outfit, all 20 minutes? 869 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,600 - 20 minutes. 870 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,800 - D'you know what? 871 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,720 20 minutes wouldn't even be enough time for me 872 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,240 to get to the bathroom. 873 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,160 - No. 874 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,520 - [Chloe] Swear. 875 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,960 - What you thinking? 876 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,600 - I think you should go over to the girls 877 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,280 and bring them over here. 878 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,480 What you saying? 879 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,480 - You're gonna get him to do your dirty work? 880 00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:42,520 - [Joey] I always get him to do my dirty work. 881 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,200 - All right, sweet. 882 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,360 - I've gotta see this. 883 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,200 - Just go up to her? 884 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,040 - Give me five. 885 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,760 Just go over to her, and just say. 886 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,760 Cool, mate. 887 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,440 James, go over to her, and just say, 888 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,480 "Do you wanna come over?" 889 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,320 She might say no, she might say yeah. 890 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,880 If not, another day, yeah? 891 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,880 - Girls, girls, girls. 892 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,320 - Diags, what's happening? 893 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,280 - All right, Frank. 894 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,520 You all right? 895 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,320 Sweet, nice to see you. 896 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,160 You all right? 897 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,120 - Hello, you're James. 898 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,160 Nice to meet you. - James, Diags. 899 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,800 I've come over for a reason, by the way. 900 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,800 My mate, Joey, is too shy to come over and say hello to you. 901 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,640 Well, too shy. 902 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,840 - Where is he now? 903 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,240 - Sitting over there, on the table over there. 904 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,600 He wants you to come over and have a drink with us. 905 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,160 - Yeah, no, I'd rather stay here. 906 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,120 - Why? 907 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,400 - 'Cause I'm having a good night. 908 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,640 I was having a good night before you come over. 909 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,160 - Before I came over? 910 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,320 - No, I'm not saying 911 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,480 I wouldn't have a good night over there, 912 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,080 but I was just quite content standing here. 913 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,440 But if Joey wants to talk to me, he can come over here. 914 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,400 - Well, maybe a different place, different time, then, yeah? 915 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,240 - Maybe. 916 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,680 - All right. 917 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,680 All right, see you later. 918 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,320 - See you. 919 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,760 - Has he got a girlfriend? 920 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,880 - What d'you think? 921 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,920 - Do you really have to ask that question? 922 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,800 - Ah, bless him. 923 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,040 - Oh, that's a bit harsh, innit? 924 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:50,960 - What'd she say? 925 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:51,800 - What'd she say? 926 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,920 - Do you not fancy Joey? 927 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,400 - I don't know him to fancy him. 928 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,720 He seems like, looking at him, he's a good looking boy. 929 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,040 - She was like, 930 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,000 "I'm having a girls night out." 931 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,200 - [Mario] Is she not coming over? 932 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,480 - She's not gonna come over. 933 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,240 - So attempt one, you've crashed and you've burned. 934 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,520 - All right, I just can't believe you failed, mate. 935 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,720 - You've crashed and burned. 936 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,560 You're a complete cock block, seriously, mate. 937 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,800 - You're the biggest cock block I know, mate. 938 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,360 You might as well been a blockbuster. 939 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,640 - You've just completely screwed it up. 940 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,520 - Lovely night, girls, innit? 941 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,760 - Thank you, girls, for tonight. 942 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,600 I've had a lovely evening. 943 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,440 - Ah. 944 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,640 Cheers! 945 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,400 - We've cheered about twenty times tonight, 946 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,960 but one more to the girls. 947 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Where are we going after? 948 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,040 - Yeah, where should we go, girls? 949 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,360 - You've gotta carry the night on, 950 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,080 'cause it's been a brilliant night, 951 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,760 and you're only 21 once. 952 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,680 [talking over each other] 953 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:40,600 - We've had such a good night tonight. 954 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,440 We've not gotta stop. 955 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,920 - What's up? 956 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,160 - [Lauren] Arg, can I talk to you a minute? 957 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,320 - Can you wait two seconds? 958 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:49,920 - No, come over here, I wanna talk to you. 959 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:50,760 - No, that's fine. 960 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,800 - [Lauren] I wanna talk to you. 961 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,640 - [Arg] I'll talk to you in a minute. 962 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,760 - I'll talk to you in a minute. 963 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:54,440 - Lauren, you're drunk, go and sit down. 964 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,240 - I'm not drunk at all. 965 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,240 - All right, girls. 966 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,880 I know it's a girly night out, 967 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,640 and I know you've all had a few drinks and whatever, 968 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,800 and I'm not here to ruin that. 969 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,160 Obviously, it's Lydia's 21st birthday. 970 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,520 We have been sort of on and off for four years now, 971 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,240 and I've felt that I should be here 972 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,760 to at least give Lydia her birthday present. 973 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,520 I know it's something you've always wanted. 974 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,280 It's very clear that 975 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,920 we both still love each other very much, 976 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,520 but she's confused at the moment. 977 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,760 - Arg, can I just say something? 978 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,320 - No, Lauren, sorry, can I say something? 979 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,760 No, let me finish, Lauren, let me speak. 980 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,320 - Mom, she's my friend. 981 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,160 - [Arg] Lauren, let me finish. 982 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,600 - She's sticking up for me. 983 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,240 If you wanna stick up for him, you can stick up for him. 984 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,080 - Lauren, please. 985 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,120 Lauren, if I really wanted 986 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,280 to take relationship advice from someone, 987 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,480 I don't particularly thinK 988 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,000 you might be the first person that I'd turn to. 989 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,080 - Why's that then, Arg? 990 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,680 - Right, listen. 991 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,520 Shush. 992 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,360 Can I just say something? 993 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,800 Shush, shush, please. 994 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,760 - Why is that then, relationship advice, Arg? 995 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,880 - Lauren, you've had a few drinks. 996 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,040 - I haven't had a few drinks, actually. 997 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,080 - Stop, please. - Right, all I'm saying is, 998 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,560 sorry girls, I didn't wanna do this. 999 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,160 - I'm having a good birthday party, and you're ruining it. 1000 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,000 - I know you are. 1001 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:49,760 Lydia, it's your 21st birthday. 1002 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,600 I just wanna let you know, 1003 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,440 I'm gonna give you space now, 1004 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,200 and you do what you gotta do. 1005 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,080 Right, when you're ready, I'm ready. 1006 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,280 I'm not gonna pester you anymore. 1007 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,400 See you later, girls. 1008 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:02,840 - [Lucy] That's what bugs me. 1009 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,680 He comes in here and goes, 1010 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,520 "Oh, I wanna give her space," 1011 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,040 but it's not space. 1012 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,120 - [Lauren] He's a selfish, selfish... 1013 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,960 - How did he even know we were here, Lyd? 1014 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,040 Does anyone know how he knows we were here? 1015 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,280 - Well, I did say to him that 1016 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,880 I'm taking her to a brasserie for dinner. 1017 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,960 I did say that. 1018 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,240 - D'you know what you need to do, Debbie? 1019 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,360 Don't invite him round. 1020 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,600 Don't tell him what Lydia's doing. 1021 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,120 You have to just do it this once. 1022 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,160 You have to. 1023 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,280 - If that's what James wanted to do, 1024 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,040 walking in with her present, 1025 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,840 then that's what he's gotta do. 1026 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,200 We've just all gotta- 1027 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,640 - [Lucy] Can I just say one thing? 1028 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,600 I don't doubt that he loves her. 1029 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,800 I think it means more to do it personally. 1030 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,960 - I think she's talking more sense than you are, Mom. 1031 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,800 - I'm just saying, I felt he was shaking. 1032 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,840 - I'd rather you just keep quiet, 1033 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,200 because you're not talking any sense. 1034 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,360 - [Narrator] Next time on "The Only Way Is Essex." 1035 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,160 Will Nanny Pat whistle while she works it? 1036 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,880 - There's a couple round the back of the trees 1037 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,920 over there somewhere. 1038 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:12,720 - [Jess] Nan! 1039 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,120 [Nanny Pat whistles] 1040 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,600 - [Narrator] Is this just desserts for Arg and Lydia? 1041 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,600 - Right, when you're ready, I'm ready. 1042 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,400 I'm not gonna pester you anymore. 1043 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,880 See you later, girls. 1044 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,840 - [Narrator] And will Elvis make it through another episode? 1045 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,360 - Ah. 1046 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,560 - [Narrator] Who knows? 1047 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,360 These people are real, and anything can happen 1048 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,640 on "The Only Way Is Essex."